2021.09.23 11:53 TheTarkShark Sanitars Room…
Alright, so I know dynamic loot fucked up a lot of the rooms but jfc…I’m trying to complete samples and for 100k+ this room is fucked. I’ve opened it 5 times now and got less than 5 stims out of it.
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2021.09.23 11:53 OneSidedDice Writing Prompt: A princess asks you, a shapeshifting human who likes to roam around as a dragon in the isolated countryside - to kidnap her so that she doesn't have to get married. (2021)
Young Princess Aethelina paced the small meadow, her arms crossed for warmth against the cool Autumn breeze. The hem of her traveling dress was muddy and covered in burrs, her feet were wet, and her elaborately-coiffed hair was slowly coming undone. The shadows were lengthening, and still she waited.
An alarmed snort from her mare, tethered close by at an old standing stone, was Aethelina’s only warning of Grenerend’s approach. The dragon’s dark form swooped silently overhead, just above the leafless treetops. He turned in a sinuous loop at the far end of the meadow and glided back, beating his mighty wings once to slow himself. The sudden blast of wind forced the princess to cover her face and her hair. When she opened her eyes again, a man dressed in green velvet stood before her.
The man gave a shallow bow. “Highness, I am honored by your request to meet.”
Aethelina straightened her arms by her sides and returned a stiff-necked half curtsey. “I greet you, dragon Grenerend, and thank you for coming. Was noon too early a time for me to entreat you to arrive?” She spoke the last sentence more sharply than she had intended, but the princess was not accustomed to waiting.
The man laughed as though at a light jest. “Highness, please address me simply as ‘Gerald,’ my name when I’m a man.” His golden eyes twinkled. “And I shall call you ‘Thelly,’ the child-name you bore when I last met you.”
Aethelina’s hands clenched. “Sir, I am a princess of the realm, and you shall address me as…”
“I shall call you ‘Thelly’ because this pleases me. At any rate, today, as you know, is Frigg-day, on which I always ravage the Danelaw a little, so for that you may thank me if you wish, but begrudge me not the time it took.”
Aethelina, with supreme effort, kept her eyes from rolling and relied on her mother’s endless training in civility. “It is on the matter of the Danes that I wished to speak with you, sir. I requested this meeting to ask for your help. You see, my lord father wants me to marry the Danish prince. He has already arranged the marriage against my will, and it…” Aethelina sniffled, a tear forming in her eye. “It’s too horrid, I cannot!”
Gerald stroked his short black beard as he listened. When the princess paused, he asked, “Wulfgar? The sad little skinny lad who holds onto his saddle with both hands and sprained his toe on his first raiding party?”
Aethelina nodded and began sobbing. She let herself go for a moment, hoping the pitiful sight would induce Gerald to try to comfort her, but he stayed where he was, casting hungry glances toward her horse. She pulled herself together and continued. “Father and mother are determined I will marry that… that person. I am too young to die, but such a marriage could be nothing more than a death sentence. Do you not agree? Am I not too young and beautiful and accomplished to die?”
“Tragic,” Gerald replied laconically.
“Gerald, you can help me. Please, tell me you will!” Gerald raised one eyebrow. “You’re a dragon--you can do whatever you want. You could abduct me, and carry me away from this terrible situation! Oh, will you?”
Gerald pursed his lips and crossed his arms. “I’m not sure what’s in it for me,” he replied.
Aethelina tossed her head back, loosening the last of her braids and not caring. “Pillage and plunder, of course! All dragons love that. You could… burn down the East Tower! Scatter the guards, devour some sheep.” Gerald looked bored. “Did I say plunder?” Aethelina carried on. “The treasure of the kingdom is there for the taking. I would personally give it all to you as a gesture of thanks—just take me away with you!”
“Well,” Gerald said. “I mean, I have a hoard. It goes back to the days of Hadrian. I don’t think your little northern kingdom would have much to add, and anyway the Danes have already taken the best bits.” He shrugged. “Haven’t had a good tower-burning or guard-thrashing in a while, but as a man nears his middle years, he doesn’t relish sport the same as he did in his youth.”
“But you would have me also,” Aethelina said, smiling brightly. “I could be a big help to you; I could take care of your… lair, or whatever. I’d make it look grand and beautiful, and take a firm hand with your servants…”
“I have no servants,” Gerald interrupted. “Do you cook? Do laundry? Build furniture? Slaughter your own meat? That one’s important, I like mine either raw or too well-done for you.”
“Um,” Aethelina swallowed. “Well, no, but with just the smallest amount of your amazing hoard at my command, I’m sure I could hire the best people from all around and…”
Gerald waved both his hands. “Let me stop you there, Thelly. Do you know what I like best about my messy cave full of treasure and scorched bones? It’s mine. I’m free there to do as I wish. It is my sanctuary.”
Aethelina shuddered. “Perhaps I would not need to live there.”
“But you would still be attached to me in some way until perhaps you decided there was an available prince you did want to marry. Which could be years.” Gerald rubbed his temples. “Do you know I’ve been married three times?” It was Aethelina’s turn to shake her head. “A Pict woman in my youth, then a dragon who stopped for a few decades on her way to Greenland, then a Saxon maid who caught my eye. She was…woah,” his eyes widened and his lips pursed. “You know?”
Aethelina shook her head. Gerald continued, “The first two? Both terrible, awful times; I swore I’d never do it again. But then I saw Eanfled. There she stood, an arrow in her thigh, her shield broken, her spear caked in blood up to the crossbar, surrounded by dying Britons and shouting terrible insults to rally her shieldbrothers.” His eyes closed in near-rapture. “I will never forget you, Liebchen.”
“So,” Aethelina reasoned, “it wasn’t all bad?”
Gerald laughed so hard that a wisp of smoke escaped his generous human nose. “Ah Thelly, I think you’ve found the truth of it. The biggest thing I learned in my time with Eanfled was how emphasizing a different word can change the whole meaning of a sentence.” He could see he had lost the princess there. “Let me show you; listen to these two sentences about our marriage:
“That was the best there could ever be.”
“That was the best there could ever be?”
“Do you hear the difference there? Same sentence, very different meanings, and both absolutely true.”
“I, I don’t know,” Aethelina stammered. “I’m not proposing marriage?” She was very confused. This was not going at all the way she had rehearsed it.
Gerald laughed again, more gently this time. “No, Thelly, but you sharing my space or even just being under my protection would be like all the worst parts of being married without any of the best ones. And I’m never, ever going through that again. I’m sorry, m’lady, but I must decline the honor of abducting you.”
But,” Aethelina sputtered. “But how can you just say ‘no,’ like that?!” Her hands balled into fists and she rose up on her tiptoes. “I need you to perform this service!” Her face was turning purple and sweat broke out around her neckline. Behind her, the horse whickered nervously.
“I’m sorry to disappoint you, Thelly, but my decision is final,” Gerald said evenly. “And before you ask, no, I will not eat Wulfgar for you. This is a matter of politics and the human heart, both of which I have happily foresworn. Be well, little one—ride fast, that you not be caught in the forest at eventide.”
Without a further word, Gerald transformed back into his dragon form in a blast of smoke and fine ash, and flapped away into the darkening sky.
Aethelina screamed, cried, and stomped her feet in the cold mud. Then a thought stopped her. Wulfgar was a nothing, but he had a big family. Properly coerced, they could help her avenge the insults of the scaly devil who took her needs so lightly. Even the Saxons had heard the tales of his cousin, Beowulf.
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2021.09.23 11:53 Tandril91 With this new classics comics Doctor Strange figure, I hope to see some custom wired capes for him.
I remember not too long after I got the latest Legends Doctor Doom last year, I got kinda disappointed with the cape he came with and browsed around, eventually finding a gorgeous wired cape on eBay. It looks so amazing on him!
When I go to look I can find almost no results when I try to find a wired cloak of levitation for a Legends Doctor Strange figure. So with this new one coming out, I’m hoping we see some people attempt it because having a cape you can position and maneuver is so much more fun and photogenic than the stiff plastic ones that figures come with.
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2021.09.23 11:53 NGSpy B2121 - Mining Taxation (Investing in Community) Bill 2021 - Consideration in Detail
The Bill, having passed the Second Reading, now proceeds to Consideration in Detail as a Member has raised intentions to move an amendment.
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2021.09.23 11:53 batgurl_09 Veganism and shiva
I've been recently getting more and more interested in Hinduism after I started watching a show "Devon ke Dev Mahadev". I know it might not be the most reliable source BUT There is a mention of mata parvati being reincarnated as Matsya, a fisherwoman.
I'm wondering how ethical it is and how can a goddess be born and chose a profession where innocent lives are taken. How can gods hurt other living beings like this on purpose? In the same show there was a monologue where shiva was talking about not hurting even plants and trees for our own greed.
This is holding me back from getting religious and I'd like this to be resolved soon.
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